I may have romanticized open window weather in my last post, but there are some downsides to having your windows open 24/7. One of those is a result of the fact that kids like to get up at ungodly hours of the morning. My backyard neighbors have both a playset AND a trampoline, making them a hotspot among neighborhood children. Some conversation snippets I've been waking up to in the past few days:
Kid: William hates you!
Kid A: Well f*** you!
Kids B, C, and D: SSSHHHH!! SSSHHH!!!
Kid 1: Give me my ball back!
Kid 2: I don't HAVE your ball!
Kid 1: I'm gonna tell my mom that you had my ball and didn't give it back.
Kid 2: I don't HAVE your ball! I don't know where the f*** it is!
Kid 1: Alright, fine, bye!
Kid 2: Wait! Don't go!
Ah, so very tough.
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2 comments:
wow. that's a lot of cussing for the am...or any time of day. Those d*mn kids.
what an angry little kid
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